eden / 21 / they/them / bi ace
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I keep thinking about that story I read online about some dude who moved to a bigger city for university, once remarked to his peers in the student housing that “it smells like a storm coming”, and they were like bruh what the hell, and had a full-blown argument about whether you can smell a storm coming or not.
And then the next morning someone sarcastically asks him what today’s weather will be, he decides to fuck with them and frankly answer the question, and then it becomes something of a routine, that he’ll open a window or step outside to smell the air and tell them what he thinks it’ll be like today.
And he’s so reliable that they actually start to count on his predictions when they choose what to wear for the day, more than one of them actually tell their friends about “that dude in the dorms that can smell the fucking weather”, not exactly a celebrity but it’s just The Thing He Is Known For.
While really after the first incident he just started checking the day’s weather forecast online before getting up.
(via proficientatfreakness)
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