at worst the world will sing along

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

old woman just came in, saw that we have face masks available (but are no longer allowed to require them), and said “I don’t use these and I don’t believe in them” and then picked every single free mask out of the box and shoved them in her pocket

it’s so fucking funny when a group of people will come in and be like “we are making a stand against being sheeple!” and make a big show of breathing on everything in sight as though they’re doing something really brave, but they’re like the sixth group in a row to do that this day

we get it you’ve got halitosis and want me to be subjected to whatever half-digested lunch is gurgling away in your stomach, you’re not special, you’re just another rando among hundreds determined to be rude to me

(via agentmika)